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phiLOLZophy: Words and Phrases You Don't Understand, Sorry

philolzophy:

Literally. This word means exactly what it looks like. The literal definition of something. As if I were to say, “This original text of the Bible literally instructs you to kill ladies who wear their hair uncovered!” Not, like, “It is literally freezing out tonight!” or, “You literally pissed…

I wish this was applicable to more people. Unfortunately most are still trying to figure out the difference between your & you’re.

Via phiLOLZophy




dailybunny:

Happy Bunday!

Thanks likelittlepuppies!

Bunny!!!!



getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. you are not a pair of funky sneakers or colorful flip flops. you don’t even have a sole. or a SOUL either, now that i think about it. 





getoutoftherecat:

stop that cat. that is not how you eat pizza. that’s not even the edible part. cat you are drunk.



(Source: absoluteknowledge)


Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes: TSK: You might be a JERKY FATHER if...

cranquis:

If you bring in your needle-phobic 16-year-old son to the Urgent Care for “stomach aches for 4 months”, and then proceed to say the following phrases:

  • “I don’t care if you think it’s heartburn, doctor, I demand that you do blood tests on him today.”
  • “Son, all I know is that getting blood drawn…

I can’t stand parents like this

Via Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes

Either give me more wine or leave me alone

– Rumi (via philphys) Via Philosophy

getoutoftherecat:

this is not cool, cat. i’ve peed myself like five times today because of you.


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