Literally. This word means exactly what it looks like. The literal definition of something. As if I were to say, “This original text of the Bible literally instructs you to kill ladies who wear their hair uncovered!” Not, like, “It is literally freezing out tonight!” or, “You literally pissed…
I wish this was applicable to more people. Unfortunately most are still trying to figure out the difference between your & you’re.
get out of there cat. you are not a pair of funky sneakers or colorful flip flops. you don’t even have a sole. or a SOUL either, now that i think about it.
stop that cat. that is not how you eat pizza. that’s not even the edible part. cat you are drunk.
If you bring in your needle-phobic 16-year-old son to the Urgent Care for “stomach aches for 4 months”, and then proceed to say the following phrases:
- “I don’t care if you think it’s heartburn, doctor, I demand that you do blood tests on him today.”
- “Son, all I know is that getting blood drawn…
I can’t stand parents like this
this is not cool, cat. i’ve peed myself like five times today because of you.






